Gadget for keeping track of where the hell our asses are.
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Backup gadget in case the first gadget breaks.
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Third Backup gadget in case the second gadget breaks. |
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Sextant and tables in case all the gadgets get blown to hell. |
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All leaks in the boat sealed up. |
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Lotsa maps to show where we might be. |
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Full liquor cabinet. |
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Gadget for filling our tanks with home made water. |
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Emergency parachute for when we get really scared. |
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Drugs and stuff for emergencies. Prescription drugs you idiot! |
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Brain surgery and other first aid manuals. |
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Machettee at the ready. |
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Magic eyes that see for miles, in darkness fog and everything.
(Radar) |
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Get all shot up with dead tropical germs to keep from getting sick
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Lots big white and coloured rags to catch the wind
and to save on diesel fuel. |
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Things to make the big white things smaller when the
wind gets to strong and it starts getting scary |
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Pile of money. |
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Bigger pile of credit. |
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Gadget to steer the boat because we are to lazy. |
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Backup gadget to steer the boat, we are serious about being
lazy. |
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Manual thing to steer the boat if we really have to. |
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Backup manual thing to steer the boat in case the other one breaks. |
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Spare parts to put away and forget about so I can by new ones. |
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Lots of cool tools and neat tool chests to look at. |
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Get out of jail free cards. |
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Big yellow panic button - . For use only if ass likely to be grass.
(EPIRB) |
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Yellow escape balloon in case the Panic Button doesn't work.
(life raft) |
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Gadget to keep track of all the other gadgets (Trace
meter). |
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Long range radio (SSB). |
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Short range radio (VHF). |
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Short fat hand held radio. |
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Short fat but cute radio (Imate / cell phone). |
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Gadgets to help guess what the weather might be. |
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Lotsa rope to tie each other up - err - I mean - for the sail
thingies |
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Thing for attaching the boat to the ground. (Anchor) |
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Backup thingy for attaching the boat to ground. |
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Gadget to tell us when the ground is too close.
(Sonar) |
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Thingies on the bottom of the boat to bounce the ground off of.
(keels) |
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Gadget to warn us when the leaking propane is going to blows up. |
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Gadget to tell us which direction the wind is coming from.
Also serves to tell us which direction we want to go. |
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Lots of Music. |
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Gadget to play the music. |
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Backup gadget in case the music gadget breaks |
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Voice to sing with in case music gadgets get stolen by pirates |
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Ear plugs in case I have to sing |
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